August 2010
1 post
The worst jokes I have ever written →
A couple of years ago I got a short-lived, but reasonably lucrative gig writing jokes for a mobile phone company. I know this sounds amazingly glamorous, but in reality meant a lot of staring out of…
September 2009
3 posts
Uninterrupted by Kanye West →
I am back!!
Yes, I am sure you all thought Cliff and Ben did a great job last week, but I am back, whether you like it or not. Ben still pops in for his cultural review - this week he talks…
You Weren’t There, Man →
Hello, Cliff here, with full read/write editing capability to I Am Livid.
With Angry off on holiday, the podcasting world waited for this week’s effort with all the anticipation of a Mick Jagger…
All because Ben loves Jude Law →
Podcast 41 is here with our regular callers Sam and Ben making an appearance and once again showing Cliff and I up for the unprepared amateurs we so obviously are.
This week we learn why…
August 2009
3 posts
XXX Factor →
Cliff and I strap in as the podcast enters its forties and takes on a new lease of life. A lease of life with one eye on its pension fund and an appropriate level of vitamin supplements, but a…
Hitler And The Retards →
This week’s podcast sees us enjoying the remnants of its thirties in fine style, as Cliff and I discuss such high brow topics as democracy in Afghanistan, breaking world records, and Kerry Katona.…
Plinth Charming →
After our little summer break the podcast is back with a slightly changed format. Rather than talking about the news, Cliff and I spent the time catching up on what each of us has been doing. As…
July 2009
4 posts
Something for the daddies →
This week’s podcast - our 37th - sees us yet again discuss Cliff’s complete inability to complain to anyone about anything. We also cast a critical eye on why Jack Tweed cries after sex, moon…
Failure to launch →
Podcast 36 is here, and a little longer than usual as we lost track of time whilst also broadcasting the Angry & Cliff video podcast!
Cliff proves he can lose something as big as a car, we…
You smell the business →
7th July 2009 will go down in Internet history, a day when the world united, put aside its prejudices and opened its arms…to welcome the Angry & Cliff video podcast.
Well, I say world, but I mean…
The LIVE podcast… →
You may have noticed that the podcast didn’t happen last night, as had been planned. I had to cancel it due to illness, but I am on the road to recovery (which is a bit like an A road with limited…
June 2009
3 posts
Proof of life →
Podcast 34 is upon is, but in slightly strange circumstances. It was recorded last week, immediately after podcast 33 as Cliff didn’t think he could make this week’s recording. It turns out he…
Heads up bitches! →
The podcast reaches a third of a century, but as ever Cliff and I don’t let this mature age deviate us from our juvenile ways. So much so that this week includes tales of adolescent groping in…
Swine-flu BNP iPhone software crop circle sex-tape →
And we’re back!
It’s been a two week hiatus, if hiatus is the right word to use when the break was down to me having a cold, but we are back nonetheless!
Podcast 32 contains all of the ingredients…
May 2009
4 posts
More fun than throwing a poodle →
As the podcast reached the ripe old age of 31, I thought it was about time we freshened things up and that I had a go at introducing the show. I think it went pretty well, even if I do say so…
Patrick Swayze isn’t dead btw →
The Podcast reaches its thirties and we weep for its lost youth. Not on air, that would be extremely gay. No, we wept in private. On the show Cliff and I spent our time discussing why Pol Pot…
Emotional REMOVE_THIS_BIT Intelligence →
The Podcast reaches 29 and enjoys its last hurrah before succumbing to the tedium of middle age with discussions between Cliff and I on what not to say at a Christening, this week’s big celebrity…
Swimming in black pants →
Podcast 28 arrives with tales from my recent short break in Portugal. You can hear my truly embarrassing tales of encounters with blond Australian ladies, plus late night swimming, and we show how…
April 2009
4 posts
Bringing home the bacon, while we can →
Podcast 27 is live as Cliff and I discuss the latest thing that will end civilisation as we know it, the events of the Wonky Donkey party, and my first ever ‘celebrity’ autograph.
If you want to…
Get with the programme →
Podcast 26 is upon us as Cliff and I settle into the old routine. The old routine of sitting in front of a desk with massive headphones on and talking into a computer. That sort of routine.
We…
Wonky Donkey →
In the late 90’s, at the height of their Saturday morning television fame, Ant and Dec had a game on their show called Wonky Donkey. The aim of the game was to guess what the animal was on the…
Angry & Cliff’s Late Night Lesbian Review Show →
Podcast 25 arrives with Cliff returning tanned, toned and definitely not stoned (this is why he does the intros).
We hear of Cliff’s holiday adventures, I am shocked to learn that Sam Fox is a…
All we are saaaying, is give piss a chance →
Podcast 24 arrives with yet another guest presenter, as Fat Jim has been, err, benched.
And so into the breach steps Ickle, who is possibly my tallest, skinniest and most polite friend. He is like…
March 2009
11 posts
Too little, too late →
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
It is the familiar sound of a text message.
At the thankfully unfamiliar time of 7:15am.
“Please can you bleep out all my swearing? Please?” asks Fat…
An utter shambles →
Podcast 23 is here and already I am regretting my decision to ask Fat Jim to stand in for Cliff during his holiday.
We hardly touched the news, completely skipped ‘On This Day In History’, and I…
It’s Bad Gag Day! →
It is finally here!
Today, you can log in to Twitter and post your bad jokes adding the phrase ‘#badgag’ at the end. This hashtag will let other people, including non-twitterers, follow the…
Bad Gag Day →
I have discovered this brilliant thing on the Internet called Twitter. It is a bit like text messaging, but to everyone on the Internet. You should really go and have a look, it is going to be…
Shouldn’t they all be dead already? →
The first, and quite possibly last, alcohol-laden podcast hits your Internets as Cliff and I enjoy the last few hours of Saint Patrick’s Day whilst chatting into microphones about stuff in the…
I go for a run →
This morning, struck by the sunshine and the bathroom scales’ most recent verdict, I decided to go for a run.
I used to go running at least once a week, which combined with playing football and…
You definitely gonna love it →
At 21 the podcast could run for office, but instead it chooses to spend thirty minutes in your ears discussing Comic Relief, criminal chimps, and how I nearly won a free phone from a cold caller. …
A busy week →
This week has been a little bit busy, I had a few posts in mind, one including a visit to the post office, which is always worthy of a few hundred words.
But now I’m thinking I might just talk…
A liability to Jesus →
This week the podcast reaches it’s twenties, and on such an occasion we attempt to reach a new level of maturity as Cliff and I discuss the best way to disguise a fart, a 28 year old Russian’s…
The Hospital →
My friend TOWTAL (The One Who Talks A Lot) is in hospital with a broken leg and ankle, sustained whilst playing football on Saturday.
This meant a trip to the hospital on Sunday to visit him after…
February 2009
15 posts
“That’s not a dessert!” →
I went to Fat Jim’s for dinner.
Fat Jim likes to experiment with food. As I have written about in the past. He is a bit like a really bad Heston Blumenthal. But with hair.
To his credit, the…
All features great and small →
Podcast n-n-n-n-nineteen arrives with Cliff and I beginning this week’s show with unheralded levels of unpreparedness, though we doubt you will be able to tell. We discuss Cliff’s television…
Boys night in →
A couple of my married, loved-up friends had found themselves at a loose end on Friday night due to a Hen Do reunion being held by a joint friend. This led to the most excellent suggestion of…
My new plaything →
It’s been a bit quiet around here recently, hasn’t it? I know that, you know that, so we might as well come out and say it.
It’s not you, it’s me.
It’s because I’ve been playing away from home. …
I want you black →
Podcast 18 arrives with unheralded world-famous musical accompaniment. Cliff and I discuss the week’s news including whether submarine drivers exchange insurance details after a prang, if a 13…
I only wanted a stamp →
Following the guilt trip I had been enjoying since telling you all about the conversation with my mother last week, I did something nice. I took the time to print off some family photos for her…
Breaking News →
I don’t have any, before you get excited. It is just that the title seemed appropriate to the story.
It was last Wednesday morning and my phone went off at 8am, which it does not do very often. A…
Christian Bale’s train set rant →
For those of you who don’t listen to the podcast (I know you’re there) the Christian Bale segment is now up on Youtube, mainly because I wanted to play around with the features of iMovie in iLife…
Sullying our image →
The podcast is 17 today, and whilst it goes out joy riding, Cliff and I discuss the matters of the day including slutty students, polydactorism, and why Barbie is a shit role model for today’s 50…
Moody movies →
I go to the cinema quite a lot. I had a student job as a projectionist, so I’ve always had a fascination with the Big Screen. But we are in a recession, so every penny counts, and I am not as…
The Atheist Bus bitten back →
A letter sent today to the Advertising Standards Authority:
Dear Sirs,
I am writing to complain about an advertising slogan soon to be seen on the side of a buses in central London. It…
A helping hand →
“Do you need anything from the shops?” I asked, helpfully.
I had knocked on a couple of my elderly neighbours doors to see if they wanted anything whilst I popped out to the shops during the “The…
Just say no! →
Drug pushers are targetting ever younger people in order to generate demand for their products. It is a shameful practise, and one we should all be doing our level best to eliminate.
But how do…
Wafts of Nietzsche →
The podcast begins to take a keen interest in girls as it reaches it’s 16th birthday. Cliff and I waste another half hour with our discussions on Bart Simpson the Scientologist, Christian Bale the…
Indoor rowing →
There is a rumour going around that this year’s Superstars competition will include a rowing event. Not on actual water, but on one of those indoor rowing machines.
This is not particularly…
January 2009
14 posts
Queuing →
As part of the ongoing fun-less month of Sober January, a few of us, including Mr & Mrs Fat Jim went to the local Cinema on Saturday night to see the new Tom Cruise film, Valkyrie. I had been…
Bart Simpson the Scientologist →
If there’s one thing destined to make me join a cult, it’s having a fictional cartoon character tell me to do so.