I Am Livid!

The worst jokes I have ever written

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 18:22:15 -0400

A couple of years ago I got a short-lived, but reasonably lucrative gig writing jokes for a mobile phone company. I know this sounds amazingly glamorous, but in reality meant a lot of staring out of…

Uninterrupted by Kanye West

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 02:25:17 -0400

Uninterrupted by Kanye West:

I am back!!

Yes, I am sure you all thought Cliff and Ben did a great job last week, but I am back, whether you like it or not. Ben still pops in for his cultural review - this week he talks…

You Weren’t There, Man

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:04:06 -0400

You Weren’t There, Man:

Hello, Cliff here, with full read/write editing capability to I Am Livid.

With Angry off on holiday, the podcasting world waited for this week’s effort with all the anticipation of a Mick Jagger…

All because Ben loves Jude Law

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:20:57 -0400

All because Ben loves Jude Law:

Podcast 41 is here with our regular callers Sam and Ben making an appearance and once again showing Cliff and I up for the unprepared amateurs we so obviously are.

This week we learn why…

XXX Factor

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:55:13 -0400

XXX Factor:

Cliff and I strap in as the podcast enters its forties and takes on a new lease of life. A lease of life with one eye on its pension fund and an appropriate level of vitamin supplements, but a…

Hitler And The Retards

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 09:59:27 -0400

Hitler And The Retards:

This week’s podcast sees us enjoying the remnants of its thirties in fine style, as Cliff and I discuss such high brow topics as democracy in Afghanistan, breaking world records, and Kerry Katona.

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Plinth Charming

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 08:48:57 -0400

Plinth Charming:

After our little summer break the podcast is back with a slightly changed format. Rather than talking about the news, Cliff and I spent the time catching up on what each of us has been doing. As…

Something for the daddies

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:11:15 -0400

Something for the daddies:

This week’s podcast - our 37th - sees us yet again discuss Cliff’s complete inability to complain to anyone about anything. We also cast a critical eye on why Jack Tweed cries after sex, moon…

Failure to launch

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:36:07 -0400

Failure to launch:

Podcast 36 is here, and a little longer than usual as we lost track of time whilst also broadcasting the Angry & Cliff video podcast!

Cliff proves he can lose something as big as a car, we…

You smell the business

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:28:25 -0400

You smell the business:

7th July 2009 will go down in Internet history, a day when the world united, put aside its prejudices and opened its arms…to welcome the Angry & Cliff video podcast.

Well, I say world, but I mean…

The LIVE podcast…

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:50:53 -0400

The LIVE podcast…:

You may have noticed that the podcast didn’t happen last night, as had been planned. I had to cancel it due to illness, but I am on the road to recovery (which is a bit like an A road with limited…

Proof of life

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 01:02:52 -0400

Proof of life:

Podcast 34 is upon is, but in slightly strange circumstances. It was recorded last week, immediately after podcast 33 as Cliff didn’t think he could make this week’s recording. It turns out he…

Heads up bitches!

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:02:41 -0400

Heads up bitches!:

The podcast reaches a third of a century, but as ever Cliff and I don’t let this mature age deviate us from our juvenile ways. So much so that this week includes tales of adolescent groping in…

Swine-flu BNP iPhone software crop circle sex-tape

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:44:52 -0400

Swine-flu BNP iPhone software crop circle sex-tape:

And we’re back!

It’s been a two week hiatus, if hiatus is the right word to use when the break was down to me having a cold, but we are back nonetheless!

Podcast 32 contains all of the ingredients…

More fun than throwing a poodle

Tue, 26 May 2009 20:16:51 -0400

More fun than throwing a poodle:

As the podcast reached the ripe old age of 31, I thought it was about time we freshened things up and that I had a go at introducing the show. I think it went pretty well, even if I do say so…

Patrick Swayze isn’t dead btw

Tue, 19 May 2009 20:16:34 -0400

Patrick Swayze isn’t dead btw:

The Podcast reaches its thirties and we weep for its lost youth. Not on air, that would be extremely gay. No, we wept in private. On the show Cliff and I spent our time discussing why Pol Pot…

Emotional REMOVE_THIS_BIT Intelligence

Tue, 12 May 2009 20:13:12 -0400

Emotional REMOVE_THIS_BIT Intelligence:

The Podcast reaches 29 and enjoys its last hurrah before succumbing to the tedium of middle age with discussions between Cliff and I on what not to say at a Christening, this week’s big celebrity…

Swimming in black pants

Tue, 05 May 2009 20:06:28 -0400

Swimming in black pants:

Podcast 28 arrives with tales from my recent short break in Portugal. You can hear my truly embarrassing tales of encounters with blond Australian ladies, plus late night swimming, and we show how…

Bringing home the bacon, while we can

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:06:16 -0400

Bringing home the bacon, while we can:

Podcast 27 is live as Cliff and I discuss the latest thing that will end civilisation as we know it, the events of the Wonky Donkey party, and my first ever ‘celebrity’ autograph.

If you want to…

Get with the programme

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 20:06:00 -0400

Get with the programme:

Podcast 26 is upon us as Cliff and I settle into the old routine. The old routine of sitting in front of a desk with massive headphones on and talking into a computer. That sort of routine.

We…